Friday, June 23, 2017

Limbrat Apocolypse


Who doesn’t love squirrels? How many have ever had a good roasted squirrel? Have you ever been in a deer stand waiting for that perfect shot on a deer, only to be heckled all day by a family of annoying limb rats? Have you ever seen the way a kid lights up when they see their first squirrel fall out of the tree? How about that time you went bow hunting and had a squirrel shelling acorns on the branch next to you, so close you could almost slap it out of the tree?

I’m going to go out on a proverbial limb and say there are fewer animals in nature which have produced the kind of raw emotion stirred up by the great American limb rat. From the angry trophy hunter to the entertained naturalist and the young hunter who’s eager for their first hunt, squirrels are at the heart of all of it. For many of us the squirrel was our first quarry preparing us for our graduation into the world of deer hunting. For others the squirrel represents yet another in a pantheon of game to fill our freezers and nourish our bodies.

So, is it as simple as going out in the woods to kill a squirrel? Yeah, pretty much it is. There are only a scant few exceptions to being overly simple. You have to basic methods which are generally accepted. The first is the “sit and wait” approach. I really don’t need to explain this one, but there are a few things I will point out. First, there’s no point in sitting where there are no squirrels. Be on the lookout for den trees and nests. Nests are easy to spot but a den tree can be a little more difficult. But if you know of  patch of woods with an abundance of limb rats hanging around try to find trees with obvious holes. Look at the base of these trees for the telltale claw marks of animals frequently mounting and dismounting the tree.

You can also try to spot and stalk your next squirrel dinner. This is another tactic that has proven successful, and is more entertaining when hunting with kids. In my younger days I walked all the time while hunting squirrels. It wasn’t until my later teenage years I met another passionate squirrel hunter who taught me how to spot and stalk. His advice has served me well and I’m amazed by how many people do it all wrong.

His advice was simple. He said to me “You damn kids walk too fast.” Initially I wanted to make a comment bout him just being old, but I held my tongue and listened. “Take five steps and stop.” was his advice. That was it, and I’ve had greater success ever since. In an acorn shell, you see things from a different angle every time you move. Animals in nature are in their own environment and will often sit right in our field of view and watch us walk past. They can do this because we look once and keep moving.

If a hunter stops and looks around, takes five steps and repeats they will be able to see much more as the subtle change of angle will add definition to different shapes. Such shapes you would look for would be the line of a deer’s back, the bend of a squirrel tail, or a set of eyes watching as you move through their world. As you move slower you’ll be able to see them move as you’ll be making less noise and swift motions that would cause an animal to stop or head for cover. Don’t be in such a hurry to move along the trails and you’ll be able to see more wildlife.



Often times, a squirrel will not go to a den tree or nest to avoid a hunter. This may seem like common sense, but you’d be amazed at how many times I’ve been hunting with someone who wants to start moving towards a nest because they think they’ve gotten the old limb-rat-slip. When in reality what has happened is the squirrel hasn’t gone anywhere. The little bushy-tailed leaf rustler has simply hugged the side of the tree opposite of where you are standing.

 As you move around the tree they shuffle around so you’d swear they’re not there at all. Often there will be the smallest part of their head showing which is how they track what you’re doing. Often times this little bit of what is visible is nearly impossible to spot. You, the hunter, are then faced with two options. First, you can make every effort to flush out your prey which may cause a disturbance and educate the squirrel if you happen to be unsuccessful. Second, move on and let that one live to rattle leaves another day.

With regards to educating a limb-rat, I have again seen people who swear it can’t be done. To them I say, horse dookie. Squirrels can be among the smartest animals in nature. They remember the time some strange looking, bright orange creature made a loud noise and made the branches next to them explored.  Not only do they remember, but they want to survive and go straight into stealth mode when they see that same kind of creature coming again. So, the moral of my story is to not worry. There are plenty of squirrels out there. If one gets away you shouldn’t make too much of a ruckus trying to get them.

Calling squirrels is another way to be successful in hunting them, but not for me. I’ve owned two squirrel calls in my day and have never been able to legitimately say I’ve ever called a squirrel out of cover with them. Truth be told, my squirrel calls have been more productive in predator hunting than anything else. Ergo, if you elect to try this method I wish you luck but I can’t offer any evidence that it is the best means of hunting.

That brings us back to the idea of simplicity. Most of your time hunting should be a combination of spot and stalk and sit and wait. When you make a shot and collect your bounty it is a simple matter of being quiet and letting things settle. Often times, I will be in the woods before daybreak. When the limb-rats start heading out of their dens I will be able to make shots on several. After I have several down I can move around and collect them. The most I’ve ever managed to get this way has been four from one tree.

This leads me to discuss weapons best for squirrel hunting. My personal favorite is an old-school Winchester Model 62A, my grandfather had given me. It’s an old pump-action, iron sighted, war horse of a 22 rifle that has put many limb-rats in the stew pot. The key is that rifle fits me perfectly and shoots as accurately as any new or old rifle I’ve ever owned. It doesn’t really matter about the details of your squirrel rifle or pistol as long as you are deadly accurate with it. If you can’t consistently make a spot on shot with your rifle, you may want to consider using a shotgun.





There’s an entire library of material our there as far as shotguns are concerned. You really don’t need to be too concerned about what shotgun to use as long as you have something with a modified choke that will allow for a good pattern. You can effectively use any gauged shotgun for squirrel, but the good old twelve gauge is probably a better multitasker if you decide to hunt turkey, ducks, geese, or rabbit. If you can afford it, and it is permissible according to your local hunting law then you can easily use it to hunt limb-rats.

One of the most crucial parts of squirrel hunting is safety. We need to remember we’re hunting an animal that leaps from tree-top to tree-top. I can yet again say I’ve seen a number of people on a number of occasions send a simple little twenty-two caliber bullet up into the atmosphere to land wherever it may. On one occasion I even had a friend send a bullet into a barn over a half mile away. They look like little bullets but they can travel forever and we always need to be aware of where we are shooting.

The best practice it to wait for a squirrel to be flat against a tree and in good alignment with us. When you make the shot it will pass through the squirrel and lodge in the tree. Reducing the possibility of a ricochet or complete miss will make sure we don’t have bullets raining down on someone’s house several miles away. It is important to remember that you are responsible for your bullet until it comes to a rest. If that bullet happens to come to rest in the middle of a hay field then you are lucky. If it happens to come to rest in someone’s roof then you are ultimately responsible.

I’ve met a number of folk who refuse to hunt squirrel because they are said to be hard to clean. This really isn’t the case and the benefits far outweigh the labors.  Whom wouldn’t love t pack some of their freezer with some fresh limb-rat? These little critters are a delicacy beyond measure. Wrapped on foil with some salt, pepper, and butter to be thrown on a fire or oven to roast is nothing short of fantastic. They make a great protein for stews and broths as well. If you have the patience to skin them carefully, you can use the hides for a number of craft projects that is sure to please anyone.

The final thing that is to be most beloved of a day chasing limb-rats is the chance it gives you to take to the woods so you can start scouting for big game season. A nice day of squirrel hunting can give us the chances to not only teach our kids how to hunt, but how to stalk and track as well. It’s a good opportunity to look for tracks, rubs, and droppings so we can start to make a plan for whatever comes next on your hunting calendar. Then we also can face the fact that sometimes we just need to get outdoors.



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